“Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.”“An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.”Life isn’t passing me by, it’s trying to run me over. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.26. those who can do math and those who can'worry about the people in your past, theres a reason they didnt make it to your rules only apply if you get people are like slinkies...they're really good for nothing..the still bring a smile to your face you push them down a flight of stairs."I'm not suffering from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.""Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have the film.""The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do."Eve was not taken out of Adam's head to top him, neither out of his feet to be trampled on by him, but out of his side to be equal with him, under his arm to be protected by him, and near his heart to be loved by him. The average person can'is this catthis is is catthis is how catthis is to catthis is keep catthis is a catthis is retard catthis is busy catthis is for catthis is forty catthis is seconds cat Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on! )98 percent of authors confuse "you're" and "your". This is shown when she rescues a little boy from a heavy storm, and decides to bring him home with her, and offer him the love and care he has been starved of his entire young life. Hayden, age 6, is lost in a forest after escaping her uncle.

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My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil. Did you know Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity? We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.15. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When yougo in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. "The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. As the years pass, her Hollow mask slowly regrew to what it once was.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. When she walks away from you mad, follow her When she stare's at your mouth, Kiss her When she pushes you or hit's you, Grab her and dont let go When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong When she ignore's you, Give her your attention When she pull's away, Pull her back When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful When you see her start crying, Just hold her and dont say a word When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind When she's scared, Protect her When she lay's her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her When she steal's your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night When she tease's you, Tease her back and make her laugh When she doesnt answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay When she look's at you with doubt, Back yourself up When she say's that she like's you, she really does more than you could understand When she grab's at your hands, Hold her's and play with her fingers When she bump's into you, bump into her back and make her laugh When she tell's you a secret, keep it safe and untold When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does When she misses you, she's hurting inside When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything. Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Selene Potter was beaten to death and left in a ditch to die, when a man finds her. It was this night that strange people showed and took her away and gave her a family. Season 2 of the QUncy Hunter: Ichigo, Damian, Ed, and Al are in for a rough ride.

Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you Call her at am on her birthday to tell her you love her Call her before you sleep and after you wake up Treat her like she's all that matters to you. That way you’re a mile away from them and you have their shoes. Kaede: Let me get you off of that leg* carries me bridal style*Me: I can live with this :-D*nuzzles face in Kaede's neck with a shrug*Mana: Kaede You bitch... The man calls on the life debt that she owes him and she has to become his wife. New classes, new enemies, and new friends all amount to a very tough semester, but when they realize the full strength of Cinder and her allies, they realize they need to up their game, discovering abilities they never knew they had.

Tease her and let her tease you back Stay up all night with her when she's sick Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid Give her the world Let her wear your clothes When she's bored and sad, hang out with her Let her know she's important Kiss her in the pouring rain When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;"Who's ass am I kicking babe? My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it’s gone. Here's one of my Sniper Rifles and a Machine Gun have fun and come get me if you need ammo or a flame thrower Me: Whoop!!! Ash wants to start out on his Pokemon journey only because of his narcolepsy his mother is not sure so to put fears at rest Professor Oak finds Ash a travelling companion in the form of the legendary trainer, Red. How do you think it feels to be betrayed by the one who you thought you loved?

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Author has written 233 stories for Winx Club, Bleach, Kingdom Hearts, Magic School Bus, Misc. Movies, Harry Potter, Sakura Wars, Danny Phantom, Scooby Doo, X-Men: Evolution, W. If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault. I cant argue with that logic Kaede: ..either Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.me: Let me get some popcorn to watch this soap opera You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to her parents. Watch out Hogwarts...things are about to get prehistoric! Matt and Carrie, two siblings that just happen to get their whole live turned upside down. But what happens when the cat happens to be a witch stuck in a feline body, and runs into the one man on the planet with major anger management issues that cause wide-scale destruction? sort of but, now they have to relive every mystery from the Obliteratrix to Nibiru. Will they complete in their plan, or will they go down trying? Later lapis finds peace and love for planet earth thanks to Greg. A family leaving for vacation, Duo needs a place to hide and help an injured Quatre, so he helps himself to the empty house.

C., or the hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, then copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. Harry is the first to make eye contact with the creature inside..ends up with a most unusual familiar. Eat, Sleep and be better than everyone because you're a cat. Three years after they distroy Nibiru Mystery Incorporated get killed ... Maybe Pearl's love for Garnet has to wait or it will put her crush in real danger.

It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. The resulting situation is much to the advantage of those who don't have Vale's best interests at heart.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Eclipse: *kicks out a wall and carries me out piggy back style*You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. Now Beacon's favorite little Huntress in training is going to show all of Remnant just how special her knees really are. On the way to Diagon Alley for the first time Harry meets and befriends, setting himself on a new path as he fights to make his own place in the society that would seek to control him and work on changing it his own way. After finally reaching adulthood, Etna and Flonne decide to take a "vacation" to escape Laharl's tantrums.

Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Woman: Did it hurt when you were dropped on your head repeatedly as a baby? The Wizarding World gains a powerful young femme fatale in the making who won't allow herself to be used as a sacrificial lamb. We're all aware of Steven's adorable ability to squirm his way into anyone's heart, no matter how cold and dank the being stands to be. After years as Poison Ivy, Pamela Isley formerly Potter's past comes to claim her. For the lovely As Lost As Alice As Mad As The Hatter.