Here’s what my girlfriend said:​Now that I have shared everything about meeting and attracting hot Thai girls that I learned during my dozens of trips to the Land of Smiles, I want to close this article with some final dating and seduction tips. If you follow them, your dates will be awesome, your relationships will be happy and your penis won’t die a horrible death.

While I wrote this article my girlfriend encouraged me to mention one very important tip: Buy condoms you come to Thailand!

foreigners can make, the bulletproof way to find the right girl, the dating culture and so much more.

Subtle touches on a date are totally fine, but only if nobody sees it.

Thai people are very conservative when it comes to showing affection in public.

It usually goes like this: She meets you at a café.

You talk for twenty minutes (you talk and she plays with her phone).

You are ready for your first date with a beautiful Thai girl. She might do it because she is scared to meet you alone, but she might also do it because she, her friends and her family hope to get an all-inclusive menu. Taking a foreigner to the mall is the most common first date move of the semi pros.

What appears to be a normal date is actually window shopping at its finest.

The uncomfortable truth is that a lot of professional models and even some actresses in Thailand are ladyboys. In case you are one of the guys who claim that “​Not walking around like a creepy sex tourist helps a lot, but the ultimate weapon to attract a beautiful girl in Bangkok is to speak a few basic words in Thai.

Nope, you don’t have to sign up for a language course, even though I highly recommend Thaipod 101.

I once had the pleasure to have sex with a Thai condom that was advertised as a maximum size condom.

To be honest, this disaster doesn’t even deserve to be described as having sex. Whenever you ask yourself how to make a Thai girl happy, you just need to to think about one simple word: Food.

Despite all the wonderful Asian women I have met from Bangkok to Chiang Mai, I know that If you ask me, waking up next to a woman with a thick sausage between her/his legs is a good reason for an intense therapeutic session.