And a body that could melt a cheese sandwich from across the room. That doesn't mean I didn't just go with people." - "Oh my God, I feel so nauseous!

' She was the kind of woman that made you want to drop to your knees, and thank God you were a man! " - "Because I did only have sex with three different guys.

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Why did you tell me you only had sex with three different guys? I understood that you had sex with three different guys and that's all you said!

You're lookin' at her like she was your mother, for Christ's sake." The Naked Gun 2 1/2: The Smell of Fear (1991) - "Wait, but you said you only had sex with three different guys. " - "Because I never had sex with him." - "You sucked his dick! We never had sex but we fooled around." - "Oh my God!

But the only thing that can f--k an asshole is a dick, with some balls. But he charmed the pants off Nixon and won a ping-pong competition.

Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way.

The first day seemed like a week and the second day seemed like five days. We're all gonna have so much f--kin' fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our god-damn smiles.

You know, I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me." Annie Hall (1977)"I know we've only known each other for four weeks and three days, but to me, it seems like nine weeks and five days.

The one with no make-up and baggy clothes who loves 'the perfect bite'. Or even physical attraction because she wasn't uh, uh although l-I thought she was quite beautiful. The way she held herself, the way she made fun of herself.

" - "If peeing in your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis." Billy Madison (1995) Play clip (excerpt): - "I love the old Rose. lt's not based on passion, although l feel that, or, or lust, although l feel that. Or, ouch, ouch, you’re on my hair."- "Kevin Franks had already stopped breathing by the time you drove off the road." - "Kevin was definitely breathing when we went off the road." - "How do you know?

This year is running an anti-Valentine’s campaign of sorts.

They are calling it their Love Sucks sale; the whole pitch is “Love sucks, but your Valentine’s Day doesn’t have to!

When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds - pretty standard, really. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. It's breathtaking - I suggest you try it." Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997) "I think everything must go back to the fact that I had a very anxious childhood. You know, when you're the middle child in a family of five million, you don't get any attention. And and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry. So all of the sudden I’m getting, I’m starting to get interested…And when am I supposed to kiss her? Beautiful.""When God created woman, He gave her not two breasts but three. That phrase is trademarked not to be used without permission of Ricky Bobby, Inc." Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)- "Where do babies come from? " - "Well, I think a stork he drops it down, and then a hole goes in your body, and there's blood everywhere, coming out of your head, and then you push your belly button, and then your butt falls off, and then you hold your butt and you have to dig, and you find a little baby." - "That's exactly right."- "She had the biggest tits I've ever seen, I think." - "Yeah, I heard she got breast reduction surgery." - "What? That's like slapping God across the face for giving you a gorgeous gift." Superbad (2007)- "Everybody knows you never go full retard." - "What do you mean? Dustin Hoffman, 'Rain Man', look retarded, act retarded, not retarded.