You can actually download your entire Facebook history, to savour every last drunken photo, over-sharing post and your 4,387 selfies for all eternity. It includes pictures and other media as well as text-based posts.

To back it all up, go to Settings and click to "download a copy of your Facebook data" at the bottom of the page.

For instance, typing :poop: will add the poop emoji.

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In this you can label them with these two all-important tags.

Doing so will up the quality of your news feed dramatically.8.

GET FACEBOOK TO STOP SENDING YOU BIRTHDAY NOTIFICATIONSFacebook has become the best way to keep track of people's birthdays. When 90% of your smartphone alerts are Facebook's birthday reminders, or Domino's telling you they've got a new offer on, things need to change. You can switch off birthday notifications to your phone altogether though.

If you go Settings "PLEASE HELP, I'M STUCK IN A RAVINE, NEED ASSISTANCE #FML." A Facebook update like this could save your life. And you could make it using the text function on your phone. There's a dedicated feature for this called Facebook Texts.

Believe it or not, Facebook's no longer just that friendly little blue website you post drunken photos to.

Squillions of development hours have been put into this thing, filling it with all manner of features you might not be aware of, including this lot.On a friend's profile page, click the "…" next to the 'Message' tab that sits over their cover photo. One way to give Facebook's feed algorithms a kick up the arse is to start labelling your Facebook contacts as 'close friends' and 'acquaintances'.This will launch a drop-down menu that includes, amongst other things, the ability to have a good ol' poke. SEE MORE STUFF FROM YOUR FAVOURITE PEOPLEThere's a point that comes in all of our lives: the day you realise your Facebook feed is full of inspirational quotes posted by people you wouldn't trust for directions to the nearest newsagent's. All the updates from your close friends will appear on your news feed, diluting the drivel your 'acquaintances' post. Well, in the 'Friends' tab you'll see a drop-down box next to each of your mates' entries.All you need to do is link a phone to your account, which we imagine most of you have done by now, then send a message reading "F" to 32665.This will set you up, then you just text that number again with your status update.Shark (^^^)Middle Finger notbaadHorny 3:)3.

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Squillions of development hours have been put into this thing, filling it with all manner of features you might not be aware of, including this lot.

On a friend's profile page, click the "…" next to the 'Message' tab that sits over their cover photo. One way to give Facebook's feed algorithms a kick up the arse is to start labelling your Facebook contacts as 'close friends' and 'acquaintances'.

This will launch a drop-down menu that includes, amongst other things, the ability to have a good ol' poke. SEE MORE STUFF FROM YOUR FAVOURITE PEOPLEThere's a point that comes in all of our lives: the day you realise your Facebook feed is full of inspirational quotes posted by people you wouldn't trust for directions to the nearest newsagent's. All the updates from your close friends will appear on your news feed, diluting the drivel your 'acquaintances' post. Well, in the 'Friends' tab you'll see a drop-down box next to each of your mates' entries.

All you need to do is link a phone to your account, which we imagine most of you have done by now, then send a message reading "F" to 32665.

This will set you up, then you just text that number again with your status update.

Shark (^^^)Middle Finger midfingNot Bad notbaadHorny 3:)3.

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Squillions of development hours have been put into this thing, filling it with all manner of features you might not be aware of, including this lot.

On a friend's profile page, click the "…" next to the 'Message' tab that sits over their cover photo. One way to give Facebook's feed algorithms a kick up the arse is to start labelling your Facebook contacts as 'close friends' and 'acquaintances'.

This will launch a drop-down menu that includes, amongst other things, the ability to have a good ol' poke. SEE MORE STUFF FROM YOUR FAVOURITE PEOPLEThere's a point that comes in all of our lives: the day you realise your Facebook feed is full of inspirational quotes posted by people you wouldn't trust for directions to the nearest newsagent's. All the updates from your close friends will appear on your news feed, diluting the drivel your 'acquaintances' post. Well, in the 'Friends' tab you'll see a drop-down box next to each of your mates' entries.

All you need to do is link a phone to your account, which we imagine most of you have done by now, then send a message reading "F" to 32665.

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