(DISCLAIMER: I’m half Chinese and this is written tongue in cheek.

So before you call me racist, have a laugh and learn something that could change your life) I realise that your slanted little eyes and off-yellow skin makes it difficult for anyone to love you…

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"Mom: "You can have her spend the night here if you want."____________________Mom: "Do you have a girlfriend yet?

Her name is Deanna and she lives down the street."mark: "Are you serious?

Under no circumstances should you try cutting a white woman in half to count the rings inside her for an estimate.

It's very messy and they don't like monday, age 10: "Can I spend the night at Marc Morton's house?

Your close group of yellow brothers banded around you in defiant support of the devastation and pain inflicted upon you with comforting words like: “It couldn’t be helped.

White women just don’t like Asian guys…” “It’s not you, it’s the colour of your skin.” “That will teach you for thinking you could get a round-eye!

The average appearance of all pack members can help you to determine a rough estimate of the woman's age.

Don't try to date a white woman on the garments she's wearing in accordance with the cultural norms and fashion eras. "____________________Mom: "Do you have a girlfriend yet?

Curious to know about this from current TSR members.