I’ve had girls get back to me THREE DAYS LATER…even THREE MONTHS LATER, “Yeah. Most hot women have men orbiting on standby, dicks in hand.

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” and, “What do I say in text to create attraction? Rules like; always end the text on a high note, and never be the last to text.

– She doesn’t know you– She’s with a guy she’s dating at the moment– She’s on her period– She’s having a fat day– You said something she considers “Creepy.”– She lost her phone– She’s not attracted to you– She’s busy– She’s at work– She’s having sex with an alien from one of the moons around Mars Here’s what you do. If she doesn’t reply within a few days, you text her again.

My honest advice on texting and social media is:– Don’t, “try,” to be funny. It looks needy.)-It doesn’t matter what the date is.

Also, understand that the universe is random and many especially younger women lack the confidence to go direct and say, “Thank you, but I’m just not interested right now.” I really wish they would be straighter with us…but such is life. Just make it fun.– Realize most girls probably won’t meet up with you no matter what you say.

With over half of his life dedicated to performing comedy, it’s easy to see why the stage seems like such a natural environment to Brendan Mc Keigan.

After performing and teaching improv for seven years, Brendan made the move to stand up comedy in 2003 and has never looked back; Appearing on XM Satellite radio, Much More Music, CBC’s Laugh Out Loud, Bite TV, George Stroumboulopoulos Tonight, and more.This year will also mark his first standup album release.Unfortunately our 8pm show in our upstairs showroom has sold out. We have added a second show (same showtime 8pm) in our downstairs showroom.If you have any further questions please call the club @ (613) 233-800.Reservations must to be made together or you will be seated separately. Please ensure you arrive at the proper time for your reservation. Women go by their emotions, so if you make them pee their pants with laughter, they might be curious enough to meet you.